This
website has been fashioned for the purpose of helping those who
have the fortunate (don't ask) void of creative writing. For any
of you or possibly someone you know I'm quite confidant that at
one time or another you have wailed to the moon in anger over the
agonizing defeat in the creative attempt at writing. Wether sad,
lyrical or just a note to a friend I know the pain and
frustrations (Ok, I'm lying - I do, however, empathise with those
who have) that can accompany such a mind-bending challenge.
I would like to offer my services as
an extension to your already filled bag of minced sentences
and forgotten words. I can (here's the selling point) bring forth
a needed road - a path of delight, of fruitfilled potholes
(that's a good one, albight silly) that will carry your sentences
and words on an obvious course of maturity and dextarity that
will arrive to the most obvious of finishes: a finished product
of conciseness and sense, of complete and total understanding; A
reprisal of your thoughts as sucinct and acute as you originally
envisioned them being put forth. That is what I will do for you.
And, as seriously as I can state, I will put forth the same
concentration and energy as I spend on my own thoughts and
writings. No matter the subject, length or mood I will satisfy
your needs.
Prices, Terms...
and a Needed List.
My prices are as follows:
1 half page of text (12 lines or less, college ruled): $15.00.
1 full page of text (25 lines or less, college ruled): $25.00.
1 full page and adittional pages: $25 + $25 per page.
These are my terms:
I do not create documents for college courses such as term
papers.
I do not create documents that threaten persons or otherwise
mean to destroy the fabric of society.
I will guarantee that my work is finished within a reasonable
amount of time to be discussed on a person-by-person basis. If I
fail to meat a deadline my prices will be altered accordingly:
greivance: Free of charge
My needed list:
From you I need any information pertinent to the cause. This
could mean hidden or personal feelings that you may not want to
divulge. The more feeling I get from you the more feeling I can
put into the letter. Any writings you have already written. I can
always use, and much prefer to use, the actaul text of the
individual I'm writing for.
For questions or comments:
I can be reached at: [email protected]
I won't take flames against my page: I never stated I was
Web-page Savvy!!! (A good learning experience, though).